midnightfitnesss:

spaceoddity212:

Before, depressed with an eating disorder.  Now, recovered caveman.

Re-blogging this cuz its from a guys perceptive!

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

(via 66gr)

apitnobaka:

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

HCOONa MATATA

(via n-y-c-t-o-p-h-i-l-i-a)

hopelesslyhiddled:

The most polite sword fight ever

(Source: inconceivablebluefox, via prettymisfortune)

im-dead-and-i-move:

"Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"

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(via viciousmonster)

MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:

dont-feel-like-sherlock:

  • two songs
  • two bands
  • two actors
  • two actresses
  • two singers
  • two movies
  • two books
  • two characters
  • two ships
  • two shows
  • two anything

(via blood-razors)

(Source: mshadowss, via notevenstars-lastforever)

#AND THEN #SHE FUCKING DROWNED #BECUASE YOU WENT TO A MUSEUM WITH ZOOEY DESCHANEL #WHAT A DOUCHEBAG

(Source: ggrint, via viciousmonster)

I'm going to marry you and hold your hand and kiss your nose whether you like it or not, okay?

Let’s. I’m tired of waiting. I think I’ve done mine. Now you’re doing yours. And soon, the waiting will be done with. Do you still have the ring on?

days until I see Avenged Sevenfold live.

(via seventhfold)

→Funny Sex Laws

facts-and-news:

transgenderboy:

cropuier:

There are strange laws for just about everything, and some of the funniest involve sex.

Check out these funny sex laws

Missouri is sure one hell of a naughty place to live!

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omg these girls and boys sure are naughty.

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i’ll never be able to go to this place again and keep a straight face! why would you do this. omg

#5 is mindblowing

Dat Florida doe…Damn….

(via these-times-shall-pass)

clavicle-moundshroud:

Magnificent
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